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Osama Bin Laden's Wives

Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

On Jeopardy

Trebek: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: This entity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and the American way of life.

Player: What is the KGB?

Trebek: Be more specific.

Player: What is PBS?

Trebek: Right!

Virgins In Caves

Q: What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?

A: Never Bin Laidon

Afghan Cup of Joe

Q: What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?

A: Osama bin Latte

Osama's Favorite Movie

Q: What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?

A: "Dude, Where's my Cave?"