Osama Bin Laden's Wives
Q: Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?
A: Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.
Trebek: The category is "Political Subversion". The answer is: This entity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and the American way of life.
Player: What is the KGB?
Trebek: Be more specific.
Player: What is PBS?
Virgins In Caves
Q: What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?
A: Never Bin Laidon
Afghan Cup of Joe
Q: What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
A: Osama bin Latte
Osama's Favorite Movie
Q: What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?
A: "Dude, Where's my Cave?"