Virgins In Caves
Q: What do you call a cave-dwelling virgin?
A: Never Bin Laidon
Afghan Cup of Joe
Q: What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
A: Osama bin Latte
Q: What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al Qaeda outpost?
A: I don't know, I just fly the drones.
Osama's Favorite Movie
Q: What's Osama bin Laden's favorite movie?
A: "Dude, Where's my Cave?"
Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.