A Muslim Extremist orders an Uber. His uber driver arrives so he gets in the car and then asks the driver a question.
Extremist: in the time of Muhammad did they have radio?
Extremist: so why do you have the radio on?
Driver: turns off radio
The extremist then asks another question:
Extremist: in the time of Muhammad did they have air conditioning?
Extremist: so why are you using it?
Driver: turns of the air conditioner
The driver decided to ask the extremist a question.
Driver: in the time of Muhammad did they have Uber?
Extremist: obviously not.
Driver: then get the fuck out!
Q: Why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins?
A: He blew off his penis.
Q: Why do terrorists always wear robes?
A: Because goats can hear zippers.
Bin Laden Cocktail
Q: Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory cocktail?
A: It's two shots and a splash of water!
Osama Bin Laden Visits Mount Sinai
Q: Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?
A: He wanted to see the burning Bush.