Bin Laden Cocktail
Q: Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory cocktail?
A: It's two shots and a splash of water!
Q: What did Osama name his last daughter?
A: Camela - after her mother.
Everyone in Hawaii is still mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.
Hawaii IS the early warning system.
Osama Bin Laden Visits Mount Sinai
Q: Why did Osama bin Laden visit Mount Sinai?
A: He wanted to see the burning Bush.
Bin Laden and Fred Flintstone
Q: What do Bin Laden and Fred Flintstone have in common?
A: They both look out of their caves and see Rubble.