Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Tricked You

Hello. (Pause.) Hello? (Pause.) Hello! (Pause.) No, it doesn't look as if I'm in right now. Maybe you should leave a message at the beep or call me back later. BEEP. (Pause three seconds.) Just kidding, that wasn't really the beep. Are you ready now?

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Tapeless

Hello, we are all currently home, but someone stole our phone, as well as the recording tape from this answering machine. So you can't reach us until we either find a phone or get a tape. If you had to waste a quarter on this call... Sorry. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Money Jokes , Money Jokes (Robber Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Bush Re-elected

To scare off annoying liberals: Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign. Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your phone bill. If you would like to leave a message... 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous