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English accent: Hello, you've reached the phone of Monty Python. I can't come to the phone right now because the witch has turned me into a newt! I'll call you back when I get better.
The President is not in his office at this time. Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the country you wish to invade, and the secret password.
