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Hard Drive Upgrade

My hard drive upgrades every time I look at you.

Super Ai

A team of agnostic technologists built the ultimate artificial intelligence machine to find out if there was a God. They finally finish and ask the question.

Ai replies: "There is now mfs!!"

Computer Fell

Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

A: It slipped a disk.

Java Coders

Q: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

A: Because they can't C#.

Can't Find Printer

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech support number, complaining about the error message: "Can't find the printer." On the phone, the man said he even held the printer up in front of the screen, but the computer still couldn't find it