Technology Jokes - Computer Jokes

First Programming Language

Q: What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science?
A: Profanity

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Computer Fell

Q: What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
A: It slipped a disk.

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Apple Time Saver

iOS 17: Apple has finally agreed to stop autocorrecting the word FUCK to DUCK and SHIT to SHOT. This should work out to be a huge time saver. One user commented that it would save her at least an hour daily correcting words back to her intended curse. 
Thank you Apple!

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