Any Windows Open
Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"
Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside!"
Difference Between Sex and Computers
Q: What is the difference between sex and computers?
A: With computers, the software goes into the hardware. With sex, the hardware goes into the software.
I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.
I think it's maoware.
- Be thankful you haven't been spammed
- Be thankful your computer isn't down
- Be thankful your favorite forum isn't down
- Be thankful you don't have The Good Times virus
- Be thankful your server isn't down
- Be thankful for a vast selection of Web sites to browse
- Be thankful no one knows who you really are
- Be thankful someone sent you a cyber sundae, and you didn't gain a pound
- Be thankful your 28 year old cyber-friend really isn't 72
- Be thankful for a fast Internet connnection
- Be thankful no one sent you a cyber voo-doo doll!
Geek Booty Call - Hack
I'd love to hack your box.