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Computer Terms


A. The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.

Q. Obsolete? 

A. Any computer you own.

Q. Microsecond?

A. The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete.

Q. Syntax Error 

A.  "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.

Q. GUI (pronounced "gooey")?

A. What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.

Q. Computer Chip?

A. Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.

Q. Keyboard? 

A. The standard way to generate computer errors.

Q. Hard Drive?

A. The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.

Q. Portable Computer?

A.  A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.

Q.  Disk  Crash?

 A.  A typical computer response to any critical deadline.

Q. Power User?

A.  Anyone who can format a disk from a DOS System.

Q. Update?

 A. A quick method of trashing ALL of your current software.

First Programming Language

Q: What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science?

A: Profanity


Q: What is a computer virus?

A: A terminal illness.

Good Coding

Q: What's the difference between good and bad computer code?

A: No comment.

Protection Needed

My wife asked me why I had bought a gun.

I said: Decepticons!

My wife laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time!