U.S. State Jokes - Texas Jokes

Texas Energy

Q: What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A: A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
 

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes)
Anonymous

Texas Farm

A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, "What size farm do you have?" The Englishman proudly announced, "Thirty-five acres!"
"Thirty-five acres?" the Texan scoffed. "Why, I can get in my truck at 8:00 AM and start driving and at noon, I am still on my farm. I can eat lunch and start driving again and at 5:00 PM I am still on my farm.
"Ah, yes," the Englishman nodded in understanding. "I had a truck like that once."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
Anonymous

Survey Says

The U.S. Government decided to gather data to better understand what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: ''Oh, shit!'' In Texas 94% said: ''Hold my beer. Watch this.''

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes)
Anonymous