U.S. State Jokes - California Jokes

Legal Pot

Q: How did California get marijuana legalized?
A: They had a high voter turnout.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Signs and Notices 17

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

  • An ad on the subway in NYC: "Learn to read and speak English. Call us now."
  • An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: "Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed."
  • Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: "Used beer department."
  • On a store front in Florida: "Your one stop shop! Beer ammo and liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!"
  • A speed limit sign on Long Beach Island, New Jersey: "Smile, You're on Radar!"
  • Seen in a State Park in California: "Weather Station (A large sign with a Rock hanging on a rope) Check the Rock. If it's wet, it's raining. If it's moving, it's windy. If you can't see it, it's foggy. If rock is gone, it's a tornado."

Categories: Ads & Newspapers (Signs and Notices) , U.S. State Jokes (New Jersey Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes)
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Anonymous

Californian Bulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.

Categories: Light Bulb Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes)
Anonymous