U.S. State Jokes - Alabama Jokes

UA Mating Call

Q: What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?
A: "I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , At School
Submitted BY: Cantcallit

Statesmen's Last Requests

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy. "Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?" "Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?" "Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?"

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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A Yankee in Alabama Bar

A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?" "No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?" "I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Profession Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New Hampshire Jokes)
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