Tennis Player's Favorite City

Q: What is a tennis players favorite city?
A: Volley wood!

Correct Grip

A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she is using the wrong grip. After several failed attempts to correct her, he finally says "OK, just grip it like you do your husband's member." After that, she immediately rips a couple of top spin winners down the line. The instructor says, "Wow that's great. Now just try taking the racquet out of your mouth."

Toilet Tennis?

While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door:  Congratulations! You've won one a free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left. You look left and it reads: Look Right You look right and it reads: Look Left...