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FIFA World Cup Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of FIFA World Cup condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase he's just made. "FIFA World Cup condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze." "So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin. "Gold of course," says the proud man. The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver -- it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

Lighting a Football Stadium

Q: What lights up a football stadium?

A: A football match!

OJ Simpson in West Virginia?

Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?

A: Everyone has the same DNA.

Suarez the Cannibal

Q: Did you hear about Suarez the cannibal?

A: Relatively ordinary guy, has a house, a beautiful wife, loves to eat Italian.

I am Saint Lucas

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven.  At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor answered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against a team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.' 'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.' 'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor answered. 'Im not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunch break. I am Saint Lucas.'