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World Cup: Priceless

Flight to Rio:  € 2,000
Hotel:  € 1,200
England Football Team Merchandise:  € 750
Arriving after elimination: Priceless  

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Black and White

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

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Anonymous

FIFA World Cup Condoms

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of FIFA World Cup condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase he's just made. "FIFA World Cup condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze." "So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin. "Gold of course," says the proud man. The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver -- it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

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