The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hired a young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a large flock of birds flew overhead and the hunter took aim. The guide grabbed his arm and said, "Oh, no! These are foo birds and to shoot one means terrible things will happen to you!" The man figured that was only a superstition of the natives and shot one down. Then the rest of the flock returned and pooped all over him. He hollered at the boy, "I must have some water right away to wash this mess off. The boy said "Oh no! To wash the crap of the foo bird off means sudden death immediately!" Again the hunter ignored his advice, found water and got cleaned off. Sure enough he dropped dead then and there. The moral of this story is "If the foo shits, wear it."
Two Guys Out Hunting
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren't getting any ducks. "What do you think the problem is?" One man asked his companion. "I dunno," came the reply, "Maybe we aren't throwing the dog up high enough."
20 Dead Frenchmen
Q: What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry.
A: A good days hunting.
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED
Marriage is the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license