I'm Going Ice Fishing!

A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice. When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: "There are no fish in there". So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there. So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her. "How do you know there are no fish there?" asks the blonde. So the man cooly says "Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you're going to have to pay for those holes."

Fishing

My Chinese girlfriend, Ang Ling is amazing at fishing.

Fishing License

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten path when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden!!  Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.  After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him.
"Lets see yer fishin license, Boy !!", the Warden gasped. With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son", said the Game Warden, " You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks!  You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"  "Yes Sir", replied the young feller,  " But my friend back there, well he don't have one"...