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Bad Plays

True story, according to the LA Times..... Coach Frank Layden of the Utah Jazz asked forward Jeff Wilkins, "Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?"

Wilkins replied, "I don't know and I don't care!"

Shaquille O'Neal

If Shaquille O'neal was ...

A banana, he'd be Shaquille O'peal

A shade of blue, he'd be Shaquille O'teal

A criminal he'd be Shaquille O'steal

Overly emotional he'd be Shaquille O'feel

360 Degrees

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

Cinderella Ball

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?

A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

Kobe vs Bird

Q: What's the difference between Kobe and Bird?

A: Bird isn't a rapist.