Top 10 - Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...
10. Ball movement is key
9. You can set it up or go for the fastbreak
8. If you need a break, you can call a 20 second timeout
7. There is a coach telling you when to "Take it to the hole"
6. Being double-teamed is common
5. You can pass it off, so your buddy can score
4. If scouts like your performance, you turn pro
3. You know you are done when the horn sounds
2. You always try to score within 24 seconds
1. There's always someone with a towel to clean up any wet spots
Q: What do basketball players do with donuts?
A: They dunk them.
I don't really like watching basketball, I just watch it to find out who the next member of the Kardashian family will be.
Notre Dame, IU, and Purdue Players
There were 3 basketball players, one each from IU, Notre Dame, and Purdue, standing on a burning roof in Indianapolis. The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the Notre Dame player to jump. He jumped and they moved it to the right. He hit the sidewalk with a splat. They then called to the IU player to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump. They said they liked IU better than Notre Dame. So he jumped and the fire department moved the blanket to the left. The IU player hit with a splat on the sidewalk. Then they called to the Purdue player to jump. He said that he wouldn't jump. The fire department said they hated IU and Notre Dame. He yelled back, "Lay the blanket down on the sidewalk, and then I'll jump!"
If Shaquille O'neal was ...
A banana, he'd be Shaquille O'peal
A shade of blue, he'd be Shaquille O'teal
A criminal he'd be Shaquille O'steal
Overly emotional he'd be Shaquille O'feel