Light Bulb - American Football

Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.

Osama Bin Laden's Football Team

Q: What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets!

College Entrance Exam For Football Players

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.

1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one)
   a) Jewish
   b) CATHOLIC
   c) Hindu
   d) Swedish
   e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?
7. How many commandments was Moses given?(Approximate)
8. What are people in America's far north called?
   a) Westerners
   b) Southerners
   C) NORTHERNERS
9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.