Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Why Are The Giants Like Tampons?

Q: Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
A: They're only good for one period and have no second string.

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Fighting Over a Quarter

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, "Get the quarter back!"

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Detroit Dreams

Simba: Dad, what's the Super Bowl?
Mufasa: I don't know Simba, we're lions.

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