Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Pope Calls the Plays

In New York City, Jets fans asked the Pope for a blessing so they could beat the Patriots.  Pope Francis said the Jets will win with a lot of Hail Mary’s

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
Submitted BY: Nick

Patriots Vineyard

Q: Why did the New England Patriots start their own vineyard?
A: Because they're experts in whine.

Categories: Riddles , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
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Armani Suit

Q: What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise..."

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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