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The Cowboys

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241." "That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the lady answers, "144." "That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!" Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "51." Albert responds, "How about them, Cowboys?"

Dating Advice

Guys, it’s a great time to date a Rams fan..

They're used to disappointment and aren’t expecting a ring.

Fishy Football

Q: When fish play football, who is the captain?

A: The team's kipper!

Why Are The Giants Like Tampons?

Q: Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?

A: They're only good for one period and have no second string.

Fighting Over a Quarter

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, "Get the quarter back!"