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Fishy Football

Q: When fish play football, who is the captain?

A: The team's kipper!

Why Are The Giants Like Tampons?

Q: Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?

A: They're only good for one period and have no second string.

Fighting Over a Quarter

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said. "What do you mean?" he asked. "Well, everyone kept yelling, "Get the quarter back!"

Light Bulb - American Football

Q: How many people at an American football match does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three. One to change it and two to tip the entire contents of the ice bucket over the coach to congratulate him on a successful bulb screwing.

Aggies

Q: Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their football stadium?

A: It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!