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Patriots Vineyard

Q: Why did the New England Patriots start their own vineyard?

A: Because they're experts in whine.

Dallas Cowboy Put - Downs

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?

A: The Dallas Cowboys

Q: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?

A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.

Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?

A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?

A: The police.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System". Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 season this year. 8 arrests, 8 convictions.

Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?

A: Eventually the baby stops whining.

A woman in Dallas calls911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explain that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her "Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."

Armani Suit

Q: What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise..."

Off The Field

A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished, the woman heard her husband's key in the lock. "Hurry," she said to the repairman, "you'll have to hide. My husband is insanely jealous." There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman hid inside the TV console. The husband came in and plopped down in his favorite chair to watch some football. Inside the TV, the repairman was all squished up and getting hotter and hotter. Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore. He climbed out, marched across the room and out the front door. The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, looked back at the set again and said, "I didn't see the referee send that guy off the field, did you?"

Cleveland Stadium

Q: How did Cleveland's 'Masochist Stadium' get its nickname?

A: Because if you expect the worst you'll never be disappointed.