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Football Tryouts

A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, "Hell yah, get a load of this!" And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood. The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to which the boy replied, "Hell yah!" and he sprinted from endzone to endzone like lightning. The coach stood there with his mouth agape to see such a huge boy run so fast. He finally composed himself and said, "But can you pass a football?" The freshman stopped to think for a few seconds, then said, "Hell yah, if I can swallow it, I can surely pass it!"

Nike Clinton Sole

Nike plans to unveil it's new shoes featuring the revolutionary Clinton sole technology. The Clinton sole is like teflon for your shoes. No matter how many times or how big a pile of shit you step in it never sticks to the shoes!

Pope Calls the Plays

In New York City, Jets fans asked the Pope for a blessing so they could beat the Patriots.  Pope Francis said the Jets will win with a lot of Hail Mary’s

Patriots Vineyard

Q: Why did the New England Patriots start their own vineyard?

A: Because they're experts in whine.

Dallas Cowboy Put - Downs

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?

A: The Dallas Cowboys

Q: How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game?

A: 22. The rest dressed themselves.

Q: What's Jerry Jones' biggest concern?

A: Does bail money count against the salary cap?

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving?

A: The police.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator and now they want a coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys play better on "grass".

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System". Yes, your Honor, No, your Honor.

The Cowboys had a 8 and 8 season this year. 8 arrests, 8 convictions.

Q: What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby?

A: Eventually the baby stops whining.

A woman in Dallas calls911. When the officer answers the phone the woman is hysterical and tells the cop that a man has just broken into her home and she thinks he intends to rape her. The officer explain that they are just extremely busy at the moment and tells her "Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you."