Sports Jokes

360 Degrees

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

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Submitted BY: Jason Kidd

Aggies

Q: Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their football stadium?
A: It helps stop their cheerleaders from grazing!

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Fred and DooDah Fishing

Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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