Sexist Jokes - About Men

Men Like Mascara

Q: How are men like mascara?
A: Any sign of emotion and they're running!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Men and Women

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Her New Dress

Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting for Maria to get ready for their date. She came out of the shower wrapped in a bath towel and said, "I'm sorry I'm late but I was shopping and lost track of time. Would you like to see me in my new dress?" "I would like nothing better." said Emery.

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