Sexist Jokes - About Men

Men Are Like Diplomas

Q: How are men like diplomas?
A: You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

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The Boy with the Long Tongue and Big Lips

Q: What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom as he was masturbating?
A: "look Ma', no hands"

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Men Like Mascara

Q: How are men like mascara?
A: Any sign of emotion and they're running!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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