Short Blonde Jokes

Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.

Lots of Words

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They'd be wrong, but you could still use them.

The Blonde Construction Workers

A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, "Yeah, I mean ttwo-by-fours." "All right. How long do you need them?" The customer paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."