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Sexist Jokes - Private Parts
Top 10 Things A Girl Won't Say
1) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
2) Shouldn't you be out drinking with your friends?
3) Great fart!! Rip another one!
4) Pet names are silly. I just call it my c*nt.
5) You should see the shit I just birthed.
6) I'd rather play GTA5 than go shopping.
7) Let's start subscribing to Hustler.
8) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my friend?
9) I'll swallow it all. I love the taste of it!
10) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm buying.
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Tough Ass
Q: What is tougher than a Pitbull with AIDS
A: The guy who gave it to him.
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Looking At The Moon
A young lady, got a job cleaning the bank windows in the evening after they'd closed for business. She was up the ladder, cleaning and because she was in the habit of wearing no knickers, every young man who would come along would stop and stare for a second. This evening however, an old man came along and stayed looking. "What are you looking at" she said. "I'm looking at the moon" he said. "Well, if you were here last night, you would have seen a man in it" she said.
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