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Taliban Not Circumcised

Q: How come the Taliban are not circumcised?
A: It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

Categories: Terrorist Jokes (Taliban Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Only Smaller

This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "What's a phallic symbol? Doctor says "you're kidding.." Girl says "no! I don't know! What's a phallic symbol?" Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says "You see? This is a phallic symbol!" Girl says "Oh! It's just like a penis, only smaller"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Insult Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Two Boots

A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas! My p***y is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her p***y. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is sucked in. He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises.
"Is someone else in here?" he asks. "Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says. "Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says. "Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Gross Jokes
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