Sexist Jokes - About Women

Dog and Fox

Q:  What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
A:  Eight beers.

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Submitted BY: Frank Johnson

Face Down

Q: Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
A: She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

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Anonymous

Men and Women

Q: What is the difference between men and women?
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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