The Yuppie, Dink, Rub, and Wife

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, young, urban, professional." The second guy says, "I'm a DINK. You know, double income, no kids." The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know, rich urban biker." They turn to the woman and ask, "So what are you?" The woman replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know - Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

Fastest Way to Communicate

What are the three fastest means of communication?

1. Internet
2. Telephone
3. Telawoman!

No Balls.

Q: How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A: Even the pool table doesn't have balls.