Sheep Dog Bra

The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra"...It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.

Charlie No More

Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when a beautiful woman sat down next to him. She looked vaguely familiar, but he couldn't quite place her.
"Hi, Joe," she said. "I haven't seen you in a long time."
Joe was puzzled. "Charlie, is that you?" What are you doing dressed up like a woman?"
"Well, Joe. It's a long story, but the bottom line is that I always felt like a woman trapped in a man's body, so I finally decided to do something about it. After a number of operations, I am now a woman."
Joe was initially shocked, but after admiring Charlie's breasts, he said, "Damn, Charlie, I bet it was pretty painful to have those implants put in."
"Yeah, but that wasn't the most painful part."Joe's gaze lowered, and he got a sick feeling in his stomach.
"Oh shit. You mean you had your penis and testicles cut off? I bet that was awful."
"Yes, that was pretty painful, but that wasn't the worst part."
"I don't believe it, Charlie. What could possibly be worse than that?"
"The final operation was the worst. That was when they did a craniotomy and took out half of my brain!"

A Bull for the New Farm

A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and tell her to come get it. Finally, the brunette find the bull of her dreams. The farmer says he wants $200 for it. The brunette, thinking she can get a better deal, says no to his offer. The farmer says, "Alright then, I'll give you a great deal, how about $199.00?" The brunette accepts and buys the bull. She has $1.00 left for the telegram. The telegram guy says, "It's $1.00 per word." The brunette thinks about this and says, "Comfortable,"  write that. ""Comfortable?" the guy questions ."Yes, you see she reads slow."