Sexist Jokes

Men Are Like Plungers

Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

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Anonymous

Wouldn't Anniversary

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

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Anonymous

A Woman Buys a Porno

A woman decides to get a porno so she goes to the store and picks one with a fairly dirty title. When she plays the movie, the screen gets fuzzy and nothing is going on. When she calls the store about the movie, they ask her what the title was. She said, "Head Cleaner."

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Submitted BY: benstone532