Sexist Jokes

Miss Right

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

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Prerequisite For Farting

Q: Why do men break wind more than women?
A: Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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Typical Male

Q: How was Colonel Sanders a typical male?
A: All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.

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