Sex Jokes - Threesome Jokes
Dreams: Difference Between Genders
Q: Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?
A: Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Little Johnny in Math Class
Little Johnny was in his math's class one day when the teacher singled him out. "If I gave you $20," the teacher began, "and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?" "An orgy," Johnny answered.
Two Appointments At Once
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?
A: She managed to squeeze them both in.
Pros And Cons of A Threesome
Pros and cons of a threesome
Advantages
- It can get really weird
- Someone can go for beer without interrupting the proceedings
- There's always a hand or mouth free when you need one
- Motel rooms split 3 ways are only $13
- You get to watch your best friends making love
- You get to get watched making love
- Simultaneously enjoying intercourse and oral sex has to be experienced to be believed
- You get strange looks when you all go out dancing
- You get really strange looks when you all go out comparison shopping for condoms
- Enough people to play gin rummy if things don't work out
- You can safely check yourself for any homosexual tendencies without actually doing anything about it
- Calling out the wrong name during climax isn't as much of a problem, the "wrong name" is probably the one on your left
- Three-person showers are fantastic
- Three-person naked belly laughs are even better
- Three-person kisses are best
Disadvantages
- It can get really weird
- Tougher for three people to decide on pizza toppings
- Simultaneous orgasms are even trickier to pull off
- You may harbor paranoid thoughts that while you're in the bathroom; the other two are giggling over the pimple on your butt
- Trying to find safe places to put your elbows
- You get to find out what kind of really sick things your friends like
- Queen-sized beds are suddenly smaller than you remember them
- Trying to fit 3 names in the little heart when drawing on your notebooks
- Morning breath multiplied by 3
- You might discover homosexual tendencies you didn't suspect or want
- You might discover homosexual tendencies in one of your friends you didn't suspect or want
- You have the option of wrecking twice the normal number of relationships
- The odds of boyfriends/spouses walking in on you triple
- Sorting clothes quickly when the significant other walks in assumes comical proportions
- Now there are two wet spots to avoid.
Cloned Threesome
My boyfriend wants to have a threesome. So I told him when cloning is legal, then he can have one.
