Sex Jokes - Prostitute Jokes

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking arse." Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language. "That's okay," the blonde replied," If I don't sell more arse this month, I'm going to lose my fucking car."

Q: What do welders and prostitutes have in common?

A: You usually find them in awkward positions screaming for more rod & money.

Cover Charge: $15.00

Round of Drinks: $23.00

Table Dance: $30.00

Another Round of Drinks: $23.00

Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00

A Round of Shots: $34.00

Another Round of Drinks: $23.00

Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00

Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00

Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her, PRICELESS!

Q: Why is the government like a prostitute?

A: Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs. He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room. When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid my Finnish isn't too good." The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't all that hot either."