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Not Natural

"Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's too obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black." The model picked up a paperweight and slammed it down on the editor's fingers. "What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded. She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."

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The Hunt

A guy tells his wife that she has three choices. She can either go hunting with him, give him a blowjob, or he can butt fuck her. The wife says, "I don't want to go hunting because its cold out, and I've never been butt fucked before, so I think I'll go with the blowjob. "So she's down there doing her thing and suddenly she says, "your dick tastes like shit! "The guy says, "yeah, the dog didn't want to go hunting either."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Bellybuttons

Q: How come blonde girls have bruises in and around their bellybuttons?
A: Because blonde boys are stupid as well!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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