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Meet the Parents

On the way to meeting her parents... Girlfriend: 'Please don't let my dad know that we have sex. He's scared that I might get pregnant.'
At the door... Girlfriend's Dad : So, are you coming inside? Me: [pretty much flustered] No sir, I would never...

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Scottish Regiment

A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls a beat-up, mutilated condom out of his pocket, and asks the pharmacist how much it would cost to repair the condom. The pharmacist replied that including replacing the band and spot welding the holes, it would cost 26 pence, but that for 29 pence, he could sell the private a new one. The private said, "Aye, that is a weighty decision, I shall be back in two hours with an answer." Two hours later, The Scotsman returns and says: "The regiment has voted to replace."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Military Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Comeback

If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Gross Jokes
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