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Husband Prepares

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository... it's up to you!"

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Hook Speeds

How about if I set my hook on "vibrate?" Yar!

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Meet the Parents

On the way to meeting her parents... Girlfriend: 'Please don't let my dad know that we have sex. He's scared that I might get pregnant.'
At the door... Girlfriend's Dad : So, are you coming inside? Me: [pretty much flustered] No sir, I would never...

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