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Elderly Couple
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They were in bed getting ready to have sex for the first time and the old woman said, "I should tell you I have acute angina."
The old man says, "I hope so, you sure don't have cute tits."
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Making a Sandwich
One day Little Johnny asks his Mum, "How come when I come in to your room you and you're on top of Daddy, you say you're making a sandwich, but after a while I come in again, you're eating a sausage?!"
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No Rest on this Island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island. The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man. After a few months, the women grew horny and it was decided that the man would take two women a day and they would allow him to have Sundays off.
One day on a day off, he was just relaxing when he noticed a boat nearing. He felt hopeful that maybe they would be rescued at last. The boat was almost to the island when the guy noticed it was a man in the boat. As he got out, the first guy said, "Oh my God buddy, am I ever glad to see YOU!" To which the second guy responded, "Well alright sweetie! It's been a long time for me too." first man exclaimed, "Oh hell, there go my Sundays!"
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