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Eating the Cat

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes)
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Last Chance

Told my girlfriend she had one last chance to do something with my penis or we were through.
She's blown it.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Jewish Monica Lewinsky

Q: How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
A: If she wasn't, she wouldn't have stained her dress.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Religion Jokes (Jewish Jokes) , Riddles
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