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Vasectomy Clinic
Two guys have 9 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A young nurse preps them for surgery. She tells the first guy to take off his clothes and sit on an exam table. Then, she takes his manhood in her hands and masturbates him. She tells him that it is standard procedure to make sure there are no blockages. Once done, the nurse tells him to sit down and repeats her instructions to the second guy. When he is on the exam table, the nurse gives him a blow job. Upon seeing this, the first guy says, "That's not fair. Why does he get a blow job?" The nurse says, "Sorry, that's the difference between Blue Cross and an HMO."
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Rabbi Or Priest?
Q: What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?
A: A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off.
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Doctor's Insurance
A lady shows up at her doctor's appointment. The doctor calls her name and says, "Will you please follow me?"
She is following him down the hallway when the doctor opens the first door. There is a nurse in there giving a guy a hand job.
The doc says, "Oh, sorry!" and shuts the door.
He starts down the hall again when the lady says, "Excuse me, I don't want to sound stupid, but what was that?"
The doctor replies, "He has a backup problem and the nurse is just helping him out."
The lady just shakes her head and follows the doctor. The doc walks into the second door. There is a nurse giving a man a blowjob.
The doc says, "Oh sorry!" and shuts the door.
He starts down the hall again and the lady says, "Excuse me, I can kind of understand the first one - but what was that?"
The doc replies, "Same problem, better insurance."
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