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Hooker's Two Cents

One day Bill Clinton decides to go on a jog. While jogging he sees a hooker on the street corner and she says "Five bucks for a blowjob." Bill says, "I'll give you two dollars." The hooker says no and Bill shrugs and continues jogging. The next day he goes for another jog and sees the same hooker. Again she says "Five bucks for a blowjob," but Bill says "no, $2." She says no and Bill laughs and keeps jogging. The next day, Hillary goes with Bill on his jog and he passes hooker once again. The hooker looks over at Hillary and says, "You see what you get for two bucks?"

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What Does Pussy Taste Like?

Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste. The first guy said "I think it taste like cherry pie". The other guy said "I think it taste like shit". Then the first guy said "you are supposed to turn her over."

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Old Oral Sex

Q: How do old people have oral sex?
A: They talk about it.

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