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Thor the God of Love

THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy. As he sits up, stretches and looks around, he sees a beautiful, shapely, young blonde standing in the doorway. He walks over and says, "Good morning, I'm THOR"! She looks back at him with blue eyes and a comely smiles and says, "YOUR THOR??? I'M SO THOR I CAN'T PITH!"

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Walmart Girls

Q: Why are slutty girls like Walmart?
A: Everyone makes fun of them but when you're inside one at 4AM, you think, "Thank God these are here."

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes)
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A Dozen Eggs

An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary. The old man is getting ready but cant find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand dollars.  So that evening he questions his wife about it at dinner. "Well.." she said  "each time I was unfaithful to you I put an egg in the box" "And what about the thousand dollars?" asked the old man. "Well..." Replies the woman  "Each time I got a dozen eggs I sold them"

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