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S & M

My wife and I are into S & M she sleeps and I masturbate.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Subtle and Discreet

Drinking gets you in many unpredictable positions. Has your wife or girlfriend ever caught you passed out, sitting on the couch, with your pants around your ankles while you have a kung fu grip on your penis, like you're giving her the thumbs up on marrying such a subtle and discreet man? Well, that wasn't the embarrassing thing about it. The porn on demand had ended, and the previous channel that had popped up was blaring, "Do-Da Dora, Do-Da Dora!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes)
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Anonymous

Who Needs Women?

A man walks into the bar and orders two shots of whiskey, drinks one, and pours the other shot in his hand. He does this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him, "Why is it you drink one shot and pour the other in your hand." The man replies, "I'm getting my girl friend drunk!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar)
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