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Be Careful In The Theatre

Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater. "That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers to the other. "Just ignore it", is the answer. "Easy for you to say. He's using my hand!".

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Privacy Please

Got to respect pornstars, being able to have sex in front of a whole camera crew
I can't even masturbate if I know there is someone in the house

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Written By: KielPhillips

Dry Spell

Show me a man on a dry spell and I'll show you a room with a lot of empty bottles of hand lotion.

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