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" My penis hurts really bad!" ...complains the patient. So the doctor asks: "Do you have a wife?" "Yes." "How many times do you have sex with her?" "4 times." "A week?" "No, a day" says the patient. "Do you perhaps have a mistress?" asks the doctor. "Yes." "And how often do you have sex with her?" "4 times." "A week?" "No, a day" says the patient. "Hmm. Well, see, this might be the cause of your problem..." says the doctor. "Really? And here I thought it was from the wanking."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Marital Parts Conversation

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it."
The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Pistol Drill

Yes, that's a pistol drill in my pants, and yes, I'm glad to see you.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous