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Got it Bad

There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking. The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!"
Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad? They chop me up and stick me in HOT water!"
Then the dick said "Ya, well I got it the worst. They put me in a plastic bag, stick me in a dark cave, and make me do push-ups until I puke!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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7-11 Trip

Q: Why did the dick go to the 7-11?
A: To get a slurpee.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Human Reproduction

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes)
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