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Overbite

Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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The Little Boy Went to the Whore House

There was this little boy who went in the whore house with a dead frog on a leash. He went to the counter and asked the pimp for a whore with aids, the man knew he was young but the boy said "please mister, just give me a whore with aids. I have money that is no problem." the man was like ok "if you have the money." So the boy went in and fucked the whore and came out smiling to the man at the counter. The guy didn't understand why he was so happy. "it’s a long story" the boy said. "Tell me, I can wait" the man said impatiently. "Ok" the boy says "I have aids now right? Well--I'll go home and screw the babysitter...she'll get aids, then my dad will come home and screw her...he'll get aids, my dad will screw my mom...she'll get aids. Then my mom will then screw the milk man...and he's the son of a bitch that ran over my frog!" 

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Kids
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Few Words

A woman catches a train and finds herself sitting opposite a little old Scotsman wearing a kilt. “Excuse me,” she says. “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but I always wanted to know what a man wears under one of these things.” The Scotsman replies, “I’m a man o’ few words, madam. Give me yer hand…”

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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