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Right to Light

Q:  How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to screw it in, and one to confirm that light began while they were screwing.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
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Redneck Gets Married

This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn't know what to do. He's fumbling around for a while, but finally his wife gets fed up and says, "Jeb, ya big idiot! Yer s'pposed to take that thing you play with and put it where I pee!"
So he got his bowling ball and threw it in the outhouse!

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Side Job

After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table."Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed MP replied. "You can't make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Politician Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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