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Knee Pains

A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, "There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees?" "Well," she said a little sheepishly, "my husband and I have sex doggy-style on the floor every night." "That's got to be it," said the doctor. "There are plenty of other positions and ways to have sex, you know." "Not if you're going to watch T.V. there ain't," she replied.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Green And Yellow

Q: What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
A: Gonorrhea.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Native American Time Telling

A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time -- it is 12:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15." The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is -- it is 3:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating. The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Native American Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Cowboy Jokes)
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